when is it my turn to be in a cute relationship
do any of you even know my name
I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
u didn’t even try
biggest plot twist in all of history
*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*
me as a detective
cant bend my knees
Did I already reblog this? Who cares. I’m reblogging this.